Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Trojan Gifts

I received a gift at work that included fashionable accessories.  Mama Lai scolded me:
"They probably think you're not fashionable enough for your job.  You work in entertainment.  Americans are not very direct.  They are telling you that you need to dress better!"

Thursday, August 9, 2012

First Things First

Mama Lai hasn't seen me for over nine months.  Mama Lai greeted me return home with:

"Well?  Did you meet a man?"