May the Force be With Your Butt

Mama Lai took me to see Star Wars when I was young so when I had a chance to make a purchase at the store at ILM (Industrial Light & Magic), I thought it would be fun to get her some Darth Vader slippers. 

When I handed them to her, she looked at Darth Vader's face and said:

"Why are you giving me someone's butt to wear on my feet?"

 After reviving myself from my fit of laughter, I explained to Mama Lai that these were Darth Vader slippers.  Mama Lai said:

"I never realized it, but Darth Vader looks like someone's butt."

Definition of a Good Writer

I arranged a dinner for Papa Lai and his favorite writer, Kamran Pasha ("Shadow of the Swords"; "Mother of the Believers") during our visit to Southern California.  Papa Lai and Kamran engaged in a lively religious/historical discussion and Mama Lai listened to their discourse wide-eyed.  Mama Lai has been hearing Papa Lai gush about Kamran's writing for months.

When we get back to the car, Mama Lai turns to me and says

"Wow, he is really an impressive person. You know...he's a really great writer.  His book has so many words and no pictures."