Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Ducke's No Children Money Making Scheme

Papa Lai was remarking to Duckie that some of his fellow senior citizen friends would take the summer off from their part-time work so they can spend quality time with and baby-sit their grandchildren when they were off from school.  Papa Lai bitterly said:
"Guess what I don't get to do this summer?  I don't get to play with my grandchildren.  Whose fault is that?"
Duckie quickly admitted her fault:
"Yes, that's right.  It's my fault.  But look at it this way:  since I don't have any kids, you don't have to baby-sit.  And since you don't have to baby-sit then you get to work and make money.  Actually, you should thank me for all the extra money you'll be making this summer.  And you should thank me by giving me a commission for allowing you to make all of that money."

Vacation Away from Papa Lai

Papa Lai went on a business trip and Mama Lai was left at home alone.  Mama Lai rejoiced:
"The best part about [Papa Lai] being gone is that I get a vacation!  I get a vacation from Fox News and redneck shows."