Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Mating Signals

One day when we're on the phone, Mama Lai asked me:
"Are you giving men signals?"
 "What are you talking about?"
Mama Lai blurted out:
"Men need encouragement.  You are very intimidating.  You always have a mean expression on your face.  That will scare men away."
I feebly protested that I don't think anyone is scared of me, but Mama Lai insisted:
"You can look like a bitch sometimes.  You have to seem more..."
Mama Lai seemed to be searching for the right word and then she caught it:
"Inviting.  Open for business." 
 

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