Visit to First Daughter - Upon Landing

Mama Lai and Papa Lai came to visit me in China.  They arrived at 8pm and when they walked into my apartment, Mama Lai's first words were:

"Where's your bed?"

I directed her to the bedroom and then she called me in:

"Your housekeeper is not doing a good job scrubbing your sink.  I can tell you have not scrubbed your sink since moving in." 

And then dissatisfied with my reaction she said:

"I'm going to bed.   See you tomorrow." 

And Papa Lai walked into the apartment and said:

"Why is it so hot here? I like your couch.  I'm going to sleep there tonight.  Open a window."

Papa Lai curled up and promptly fell asleep on the couch.

And then they woke me up at 6am to take them to breakfast.