The Naked Masseur

During a trip to China, I decided to get a massage.  Three quarters into my session, the masseur decides to strip off his clothes and offer himself up to me, stark naked.  In the aftermath, I called Mama Lai expecting shock, maybe even outrage.  Instead, Mama Lai laughed:

"What?? How did that happen?  I think they only would give services like that to older women.  You must not have been wearing any make-up -- they accidentally took you for an older woman with needs! Hahahaha."