The Little Prince and his Wicked Sisters

Mama Lai was perplexed over the Little Prince and why he has not brought a girlfriend home to seek her approval.  I pondered over what kind of girls the Little Prince might like and Mama Lai said:

"[The Little Prince] like small, cute girls who speak 'giligooloogiligooloo' that are very sweet and nice.  Basically, girls who are nothing like his two mean sisters."

Career Change

Mama Lai looked me over with a critical eye and decided that the dress I was wearing did not suit me:

"It highlights all of your disadvantages.  It exposes too much of you -- you need a dress that hides more skin."

And as Mama Lai got more into the reasoning of why I should never wear this dress again, she became more and more delighted and carried away.  Then she had a "eureka" moment:

"I should become a fashion consultant.  I would be so good at it.  This looks BAD ON YOU.  This looks HIDEOUS.  That would be the best job ever!"

The Little Prince, overhearing this exchange, cleared his throat and simply said "NO, I don't think so."

Mama Lai smiled and said:

"Then guess what, sir?  You will be my first guinea pig!" 

 

The Creator

When Mama Lai hasn't seen her three ducklings for a little while, she likes to poke and prod them like science experiments.  This time around, my brother, the Little Prince complained and protested with all of his near 6 foot might and Mama Lai stared him down and said:

"I created you.  You owe me your life."

And the Little Prince said "ok"!