The 2011 Prediction

At the end of 2010 Mama Lai confided in me that she had this very strong feeling that 2011 is the year I will have a boyfriend.  She couldn't explain it, but she just knows it's my year.  Mama Lai gave me a hug, pinched my fat and said:

"Keep moving forward with more weight loss!  Let's make him a good one!"

Astrological Error

Mama Lai has always been slightly intrigued by Chinese horoscopes and blood types and what it means for her ducklings' futures.  But she doesn't know much about Western astrology.  Mama Lai asked my cousin, who had an horoscope application on her phone, what the attributes of my sign, Gemini, were.  When my cousin read aloud that Geminis were "flirtatious", Mama Lai laughed and doubted the accuracy of my Western horoscope:

"You are not a Gemini.  Maybe pseudo Gemini.  You do not know how to flirt.  You need flirting tutor.  Hahahaha."