Tiger Woods is Very Fortunate

Mama Lai took a short-lived interest in watching tennis because the Chinese tennis player, Li Na, became the first Asian woman to make it to a Grand Slam final.  Mama Lai couldn't finish watching the tennis match because she got tired from watching Li Na and her opponent huffing and puffing around the court:

"This tennis is such a tough sport.  Look at them.  Running around, and it's just them.  They barely get a break and there are no substitutes.  No time outs.  You know if you're going to choose a sport, you should be smart like Tiger Woods.  He gets to walk around, doesn't have to run,  and wears comfortable clothes.  He barely breaks a sweat and he gets millions of dollars.  And look at how much time he has.  He has his wife and all those women.  Now, Tiger Woods is fortunate man."