The Best Coast is the West Coast

Mama Lai is a definite "bestcoaster" so when Duckie decided to move to the other coast she was less than thrilled.  Mama Lai has been trying to be supportive of Duckie but will sound off behind Duckie's back on what makes the West Coast the "best coast" which includes the weather, the closeness to Asia, less expensive fruit in the grocery stores and my favorite -- the cast of MTV's Jersey Shore is from the East Coast.

When Duckie had to get her passport renewed, Mama Lai betrayed her West Coast superiority complex:

"You can go get a new passport at the post office.  Do they have post offices in New Jersey?"

Papa Lai on How to Protect Yourself...from Snowflakes

When Papa Lai found out that my sister was experiencing her first snow:

"Be careful of those snowflakes. You just got your lasik. Get a flame thrower and melt those suckers before they strike you blind!"

When Duckie Head East

My sister recently re-located to the East Coast and will be experiencing her first snowy winter.  Mama Lai informed me that the weather just turned cold:

“Wait until it really becomes winter there.  Your sister has never experienced such cold.  She’ll turn into a popsicle.  Hahaha.  She’ll be a roly-poly popsicle [from all the clothes she will have to wear].  We will hear your sister squawk about it all the way here on the West Coast."

Mama Lai chuckled and then said

“This will be very entertaining.”