Blessed with Mama Lai Genetics

I was complaining to Mama Lai about my poor biology (namely, bad eyesight, slow metabolism, etc.) and how she and Papa Lai cursed me with bad genetics.  I started to get carried away on my rant about how they have only given me a panoply of maladies to look forward to in my old age when Mama Lai interrupted me and effectively ended my negativity:

"Aiyah.  Don't complain.  I gave you boobs.  I don't even have boobs.  You're very lucky.  Geez, give me a little credit."