Mama and Papa Lai came to visit me. During dinner the two started a discussion on why I was not married. Mama Lai insisted it was because I was too heavy. Papa Lai disagreed and claimed I looked fine just the way I was and just when I was about to give him a hug for defending my honor he added:
"Her problem is not her weight. It's how she dresses. She wears clothes like a middle aged woman who works at Wal-Mart."
Papa Lai motioned for me to stand in front of him. He stroked his chin and looked me over:
"I recommend that when you make a little more money that you hire a fashion consultant."
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