Facebook Stalker

One of Mama Lai's proudest achievements is that her three ducklings call her without asking.  I tend to be the most delinquent of the three, skipping a day here or there each month.  Mama Lai never, ever calls me even when I leave a message for her to call me back.  But sometimes when she hasn't heard from me for a day, curiosity gets the best of her:

"So I sign into Facebook to see what you're up to and see if you're still alive."