Thursday, May 19, 2011

Bake Off

Once upon a time, I really enjoyed baking.  I would make cakes, cookies and bread from scratch.  When I went home for the holidays, I tried to convince Mama Lai to let me bake something for our extended family.  But Mama Lai didn't like the idea of me being near butter or sugar and forbade me from purchasing such goods.  I tried to convince Mama Lai that baking makes me a better prospect for marriage. Mama Lai said:
"You know what would make you even more attractive?  You don't make something delicious, but you become something delicious by losing 30 or 40 pounds."

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