Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Conception

On my birthday, I was in the car with Mama Lai and Papa Lai, running errands, when Papa Lai turned to me, grinned and asked:
"Daughter...would you like us to show you where you were conceived?"
"Ewww, no." I said, disgusted and then Mama Lai chimed in, laughing:
 "Yeah, you are old enough to know where babies come from.  We don't have to have a conversation about the birds and the bees with you, do we?"
The two howled in laughter at their own joke.  And I cannot believe that after three decades of life, Mama Lai and Papa Lai still know how to make me feel humiliated even when no one else is around!

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