If I Won the Lottery...

Mama Lai was folding laundry when she turned to me and asked:

"You know if I won the lottery, you know what I would buy?"

I pondered the possibilities.  A new car?  A luxury vacation?  New TV with surround sound?

And my dear Mama Lai's answer?  Mama Lai sighed and said:

"I would buy a house where I could control the temperature and humidity so I could walk around the whole house naked at all times."