A Lesson on Boys

One summer when I was a teenager I returned home from a week long church camp.  I was high off of the word of God and some workshops where some conservative and spiritual woman talked about love and marriage.  I returned home, excited to share what I learned with Mama Lai and some personal goals:

"I'm not going to kiss anyone until the day I get married!"

Mama Lai started to laugh and then she was laughing so hard she had to sit down and motioned for me to get her a glass of water.  When she finally calmed down, she looked me in the eye:

"You know your boyfriend is going to want to do a whole lot more than kiss you, right?"

When Papa Lai came home that night, Mama Lai said:

"Do you want to know what YOUR daughter said to me?"

And Papa Lai and Mama Lai had a cozy laugh at their naive teenage daughter's expense.