The Heels Situation

I once rang Mama Lai when I was on my way to meet a date.  Mama Lai always likes to make sure I'm prepared and runs me through a checklist of things to make sure I'm "date ready".  The checklist always ends with making sure I'm not wearing heels, which I'm prone to do as the vast majority of my footwear elevates my height by a few inches:

 "All I'm saying is, you're already tall enough.  And there is no reason for you to give yourself another disadvantage when it comes to men."

(And this debate will continue to rage on... )