Mama Lai and Dancing

When my sister started college Mama Lai made this suggestion:

"I think you should be an exotic dancer."

"Umm...what do you think an exotic dancer does Mom?" asked my sister.

"Exotic dancers...dance exotically.  You know like...Polynesian dancing.  When we went to Hawaii those girls who dance you know?"

Then my sister and I pointed out what exotic dancing really means and Mama Lai said:

"You girls have dirty minds.  I don't think that way.  My mind is pure...like a dove."