Mama Lai is always "encouraging" me to lose weight and diet. She's always trying to find different ways to motivate me:
"You need to be delicious."
"Pardon?"
"Boys like girls to be delicious. You look like vegetable. You need to be dessert."
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I eat a lot of desserts but that makes me look like a vegetable. I feel like this is a problem.
ReplyDeletemy mom says the same thing!!!
ReplyDeletelike you have to be "soft" but slutty at the same time!!!
you know what i read, the best smell for men is pumpkin. just smear pumpkin pie all over yourself and you'll have the boys going gaga.
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